- in fifth grade
- me: ur sitting in my seat
- kid: i don't see ur name on it
- me: it will be written in your blood if you don't get the fuck up
It’s hilarious that non-Americans on Tumblr are all like “OMG DENNY’S TUMBLR MAKES ME WISH I LIVED IN AMERICA SO I COULD EAT THERE,” while us Americans will literally only eat at Dennys if it’s 3 in the morning and we’ve lost control of our life.
You don’t go to Denny’s. You end up at Denny’s.
'pansexuality is a fancy word for bisexuality!'
'bisexuality is transphobic'
'pansexuality is made up'
'bisexuality is just for greedy people'
*mortal combat voice* FINISH HIM
SHE USED THE FORCE OF HIM PULLING HER TO HELP PROPEL HERSELF ONTO HIM. THAT’S SOME TACTICAL THINKING DAMN.
she beat his ass with flip flops on thats some serious skill
Dad said if this gets 600,000 notes I can get a American Eskimo Puppy like this one
I always wanted a dog. Please he doesn’t think its possible even though the chicken thing happened He has money saved and is more than willing if it happens.
bitch were getting you a puppy ok
Who brought this back?
exams and term papers got you stressed out and run down? well just remember, no matter how poorly you do, and no matter how much better everyone else does, no one is getting a job when they graduate
how to study for finals
dick too bomb
Dick actual bomb
Reasons why they all must die.
You’re fucking kidding me
And people tell people to ‘get over’ the fear of being alone in public.
People tell others to just ‘move on, rape culture isn’t a thing.’
And then this happens.
fucking done with boys and their ignorant shit
It scares me the one dude has a girlfriend.