mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

smaugwithablog:

i-am-forever-cumberbatched:

cutiebatch:

danyholmes:

Just made this meme: Polite John Harrison

As long as he’s not chopping tomatoes.

Nice guy John Harrison.

as long as he’s not chopping tomatoes

seriouslyamerica:

New favorite meme: Old Economy Steven

hannibal + preparation

(Source: riverkrusts)

froghat:

chekov privately comming sulu in the middle of into darkness because he feels like he’s in over his head and he’s close to tears and then sulu reminds him about his first day on the enterprise and the external dampeners and he can hear chekov’s teary choked laugh on the other end and it suddenly hits him that if the warp core doesnt get fixed there’s a chance he’ll never get to see pavel’s face again.

(Source: justcannibalthings)

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

dicktouching:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor

And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.

#example 1#Satan jokes

umnomaam:

Hugh Dancy on NBC’s Hannibal

(Source: misha-collins)

You’ve always got Will.

(Source: unflinchingclarity)

gamefreaksnz:

a380 Pocket Retro Game Emulator

The Pocket Retro Game Emulator looks a bit like the GameBoy Micro but that’s where the similarities end. Load on NES, SNES, GBA, Sega Genesis, or Neo Geo roms and play your old favorites in the palm of your hand.

US $149.99

Features

• A380 Pocket Emulator for retro gaming on the go
• Display: TFT 3.2” WQVGA LCD, resolution 400 x 240
• CPU: 500MHz
• RAM: 64MB
• Capacity: 4GB internal storage. Supports a MicroSD card up to 32GB.
• Games: Plays 8bit, 16bit, 32bit, 3D games.
• 2.4 GHz wireless: Supports two wireless controllers.
• G-sensor: Gravity sensing effect when playing games
• Console design: Cross direction buttons, A/B/X/Y buttons, L/R shoulder buttons, Start/Select buttons, power switch/hold button, internat reset button.
• Video Port: AV-Out
• Audio Port: 3.5mm Stereo Audio Output, microphone output
• Audio Type: Stereo speakers
• Compatible Video: RM, RMVB, MPEG1, MPEG2, MKV (H.264, DIVX, XVID), WMV, MOV, MP4, 3GP, AVI (H.264, DIVX, XVID), ASF, MPE, FLV, MPEG, MPG, DAT, VOD (no more than 480P)
• Compatible Audio: MP3, WMA, WAV, OGG, ACC, APE, FLAC
• Image Viewer: JPG, BMP, GIF, PNG. Supports zoom/rotation/PPT display
• FM Radio: Supports manual/auto channel scanning. User can save up to 40 channels.
• Audio Recorder: Hi-Fi voice recording. Supports MP3, WAV formats.
• Ebook Reader: Supports TXT, HTML, RTF, DOC formats. Supports bookmark, auto browsing, font sizing, TTS oral reading functions.
• Languages: English, Spanish, French, German, Russian, Chinese Simplified, Chinese Traditional, Japanese, Korean.
• Battery: 1800mAh Lithium ion battery
• Operating System: USB 2.0 port, charges via your computer
• Windows and Mac friendly (a little friendlier with Windows)

This has gotta be my favorite erotica in all of time and space.

The scent of teenage pussy is a hard scent to get rid of.